Zack's heart redux: Jenova flavored

[fairlyheroic]

(THIS WILL BE SLOW AND DERPY due to game tonight and idk life. Also NOT IN THE TIMELINE 'TIL I DO SOME IC STUFF so don't worry about messing with continuity. ♥

- You are not powercapped in this and any weapons you bring in are with you! Seriously, go wild.
- Come to #afairheart if you're in IRC :U)

Comments

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

And if I refuse? [suddenly, in his hand is a rather long katana] You are the one who doesn't belong here.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

Then you refuse, we rumble, and everything gets a bit messy. But the conclusion'll be the same in the end.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

[ducks his head some, laughing]

Yes, it will be, won't it? I'll gladly take your life for Mother, too.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

You can try.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

And I will succeed.

[lifts the sword, finally] This world will be Mother's, no matter how many of you get in our way.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

[okay can't resist.]

I don't give a fuck about your mother. In fact, your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, even her reflection ducks.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

[he looks . . . perplexed, for a moment.

Then angry]

How dare you.

[closes the distance between them quickly and SWINGS THE SWORD AT KK'S HEAD]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

[SAID SWORD GLANCES OFF A VIOLET SHIELD. KK takes one casual step backwards. I'm not trying to lure you away from your mother at all, Sephiroth.]

In fact! In fact. Your mother is so ugly that when she looked out of a window, she got arrested for mooning.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

[oh, not at all.

ANOTHER ATTACK, this one a straight stab for her chest]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

[NOPE.JPG, there's still a shield there

Another step back, back, back.]

I got another one. Your mother is so ugly, when she goes to the beach even the ocean won't wave at her. Oh, I could do this all day.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

[|(

what if I try omnislash, what will you do then]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

[SHELTER!1 though by the last of your omnislashes, the barrier's weakening -- it doesn't impact, but she is bashed backwards, stumbling, then drawing her new sword.]

Now don't you get excited and think we're going to have the kind of fight you can win. I don't know how to use one of these.

You know who else is stupid that way? [GRINS.] Your mother!

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

Do you think I'll take pity that you're unprepared?

[ATTACCCKKKK]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

[IF SEPHIROTH HAS AN INDIVIDUAL CONSCIOUSNESS AS A MANIFESTATION, HE MIGHT SUDDENLY FEEL VERY DIZZY!!

Either way Knife is going to try to catch the sword on hers. I THINK THIS IS HOW IT WORKED.

Sephiroth is possibly not the right person to be testing out basic sword skills on. Hmmm.]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

[he staggers! But he shoves hard at KK to put some space between them as he shakes his head.

No, no, that was probably not a good idea.

Ring ring]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

[. . . my phone is ringing. Backs off, raising her shield.]

Two secs, motherfucker.

[answers the phone :'D]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

[literally, he gives two seconds

Before he starts bashing on the shield :)]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

[awww shi.

AT LEAST IT WASN'T A LONG CALL. BACKING OFF D|]

You'd think your mother would teach you some fucking manners! Or at least the value of a decent haircut.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

Are jokes all you have?

[SLASH]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

Nope. But I don't want to hurt you.

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[fairlyheroic]

How nice of you.

[STAB]

Re: [Nibelheim: The Reactor]

[steampunked]

[ugh. just. hops out of the way, letting the shield down, then her eyes flare.

THIS IS LIKE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE. BY A GIANT.]